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Welcome.  My name is Greg Steiniger, and I currently, I'm a student at Thunderbird, the American Graduate School of International Management.  Being in business school really isn't anything special, but when you go to Thunderbird it is.  Within a month, I'm leaving to spend the summer near Geneva studying at Thunderbird's French campus.  That's what this site is for:  I'm going to provide you with a photographic diary of what I'm doing in Europe this summer.

Anyway, I could spend a lot of time telling you how great I am and why you should feel privileged to be at my site, but instead I think I'll let you look at my responses to an e-mail forward we probably all got at one time or another.

Name: Greg (Not Gregory, my mother, and I, hate that name) Eric Steiniger

Sex: I hope that's obvious

Screen name: Uhh, huh huh, that's not appropriate

Nicknames: Steini, Steinlager, Biscuit, Q-Tip, Bart, Beavis, Butthead, Bunboy

DOB: August 17, 1973

Astrological Sign: Leo

Hometown: Boulder, CO, but, to quote Socrates, "I am neither Athenian nor Greek, but a citizen of the world." (Those of you at Thunderbird should recognize this.)

Ethnic: I don't think they come whiter

Eye Color: Blue/green, depending on what color shirt I'm wearing. No, I'm serious

Hair Color: Once was blonde, now just sort of dirty looking

Height: 6'4"

Weight: 225

Chest Size: I might be an A cup

Build: I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!

Pets: None

What's on your mouse pad: Since I have a laptop, I use it for a coaster for my scotch on the rocks

Rings before you answer the phone: At least two, that's how long the caller ID takes

Hobbies: Playing and watching sports, procrastinating, musing about cheesy stuff

Dream Car(s): Lamborghini Diablo, but that's not really faithful, so a Volvo C70. (I can justify its safety)

Words or phrases you overuse: Westside!, What the dilly, yo?  Ahh, damnit!, like..., Doh!  

Favorite colors: blue and green

Favorite Stuffed Animal As A Child: My teddy bear Cap

Favorite Stuffed Animal Now: The only stuffed animal I have now is the Buddha!

Favorite Plant: Any I haven't managed to kill from neglect.

Favorite Movie of all time: How will I live without my freedom? Braveheart (Swingers is up there too)

Favorite Disney Movie: Mulan or Aladdin

Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons, The Family Guy, South Park

Favorite Cartoon: ? Since I consider them legitimate television, I think I already answered this

Favorite Sesame Street Character: Grover and Kermit

Favorite Winnie the Pooh Character: Pooh, I relate to his Buddha

Favorite Toy As A Child: Anything Star Wars or Lego

Favorite Toy Now: Palm Pilot or laptop

Favorite town to chill in: Anywhere on the West Side

Favorite Sports to watch: Football on TV, baseball live

Favorite Sport to play: baseball

Favorite Non-alcoholic Drink: Sprite

Favorite Alcoholic Drink: Manhattan straight up, Oban Scotch on the rocks, Sapphire and tonic, Erdinger Hefe-Weizen

Favorite Food: Italian, German, sushi/sashimi (I like to eat!)

Favorite Candy: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Favorite Animal: Chimpanzee or bear

Favorite Holiday: Christmas

Favorite Actor: I can't answer that

Favorite Actress: Ditto

Favorite Number: 27

Favorite Season: Are there different seasons in L.A. or Phoenix? In Colorado, it was Spring

Do you get along with your parents? Yes, mostly

Gum or Candy: Candy

What's your bed time: on a work night: I don't work, but normally 11; weekend night- 1 or 2am.

Craziest person or silliest you know: WQPI because he doesn't try to be

What do u look for in the opposite sex: Intelligence, great smile and eyes that reflect joy and deep understanding (This probably doesn't make sense, when you see it, you'll know), someone who tolerates my sense of humor, and (I learned this the hard way) a Christian

Any piercings: My left ear was once pierced

The Most Precious Thing You Have: My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

If You Could Live Anywhere Where Would It Be? I'm pretty flexible, but after 7 months, I'm positive it will never be Glendale, Arizona.

If you won the lotto what would be the 1st thing you do? Pay off my loans, invest a little, build my home for underprivileged inner-city kids and invest for them to go to college

What Would You Do If You Only 24 Hours To Live? I think I'd do the same thing Corrie and Angela said: "Surround myself with my most loved ones and thank them all individually & personally for being a part of my life."

What Color would you be: Red, because I'm sassy! No, seriously, blue, in that peaceful, trustworthy way

Who Is The Best Looking Person You Know? Besides me, my father, because I look like him. I hate this question, I don't know...

If You Could Go On A Date With Any Celeb- who would it be and where? Stacey Williams (model), or Heidi Klum (model) Would we really have to go anywhere?

What Person Do You Most Resemble? I already answered this, but people keep telling me I look like that guy on Dawson's Creek

Which Is Most Important To You, love, money, or power? Love, even though I am at business school

Would You Ever Go Bungee-jumping? Yes

Would You Ever Skydive? Yes

Do You Like Dressing Up? Yes, fashion is a sacrifice

Most Embarrassing CD in your collection?: Weird Al Yankovic. I can't justify it, but I still like it

Do You Enjoy Reading? Yes, when there's nothing on television

Article Of Clothing You Can't Live Without? My khakis

What's Your Favorite CD(s)? Right now, Slim Shady LP (I'm sorry), Everlast, Achtung Baby

Do You Sleep With A Stuff Animal? Yes, the Buddha

What's the Craziest Thing You've Ever Done? I don't ever remember doing anything that I didn't have good reason to do at the time, that's a tough one

Celebrity Who You Are Most Like In Personality? I think they all want to be me

What's the Most Daring Thing You've Ever Done? I don't know

Biggest Fear? Failure

What Is The One Thing That Totally Turns You Off? Smoking, drug-use, shameless ass-kissing

Do You Like To Dance? I get jiggy with it

If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be? I don't really want to be anyone else, but do these jeans make my butt look big?

What is your favorite feature? My hands because I use them well...

Blue or Black Ink? Black ink.

Do You Think Men & Women Can Just Be Friends? Definitely

If You Could Star On Any Cartoon What Would It Be? Doh! Do you really have to ask?

If You Could Star On Any TV Show What Would It Be? Ditto

Ever Been In Love? Yes.

Do You Believe In God: I believe, help my unbelief

One Thing You Plan To Teach Your Child: The one thing that symbolizes maturity for me in adults: loving who they are and making the most of that, unfortunately, I didn't learn this until I was 20

If You Could Take One CD With You To A Deserted Island What Would It Be? Achtung Baby

Who Was Your First Crush? Ms. Preger, my second grade student teacher

Who Was Your First Love? My girlfriend my senior year in high school, Mary Wiland

What's One Quality You Admire About Others: Self-confidence

Sexiest Singer You Know: Any woman who's singing to me

If You Could Correct One Mistake In Your Past What Would It Be? Mistake? Nothing, I wouldn't be who I am now if I did that nor would I have learned the lessons that you can't just tell someone

Worst Experience In School? Farting really loud in class in 7th Grade

Worst Experience In Life? Not making the most of it

Best Experience In School? Going to Campus By the Sea for the first time

Best Experience In Life? Becoming a Christian

Greatest Achievement? I don't know

Worst Mistake? Not having the confidence to ask women out

One Truth About You That Most People Don't Know? When I was 10, I wanted to be Simon LeBon

If You Had Superpowers What Would They Be? X-ray vision baby!

If You Had Superpowers What Would You Do With Them? That should be obvious

Song You're Tired Of Hearing On The Radio?: Shake Your Bon Bon RICKY MARTIN SUCKS!!!!

How Many Kids Do You Plan On Having?: 2

Name For First 3 Boys: I hope my wife and I decide that together

Name For First 3 Girls: Ditto

Person You Will Probably Always Love? Hopefully anyone I've ever considered a friend whether they know it or not

What Is A Special Skill/Talent That You Have? The ability to get lots of stuff for free

What Activity Do You Excel At? Not being tied to a schedule, making people laugh when they're down

What Do You Collect? Scabs, phone numbers, and dust

Have You Ever Done Drugs? Nope

Do You Like To Drink Alcohol? Yes, it's my vice

Do You Like To Get Into Fights (Physical & Verbal)? I fear conflict, but I can be pretty passive aggressive

Have You Ever Thought You Were Going to Die? No.

What Would Make You Want To Kill Someone? At this point in my life, nothing.  God gives us forgiveness we don't deserve, the least we can do is the same for others

What Is The One Wish That You Really Want To Come True? Married before I'm 30

What Are Your Bad Habits? Drinking alcohol, cussing for emphasis, gossiping

What Famous Person Do You Wish You Could Hangout With? Tyrell Davis

What Do You Want As Your Profession? I figured it out for now, Upper Management at a global corporation like Daimler Chrysler

Do You Believe In Yourself? Definitely.